Saturday, April 22, 2006

KUWENTONG BARBERO

TEXT-MATE KO ANG DIOS!
Ni Pablo D. Magulangan
Ano nga kaya kung makakapag-Text tayo sa Dios at tutugunin niya tayo ng text message din sa cellphone? Siguro, masaya. O, masaya nga kaya? Sinubok ito ni Ambo. Ginawa niyang text-mate ang Dios. Eto, basahin n’yo. Ito ay “biro-biro kung sanlan, pero tutuo kung tamaan.”

UNANG TEXT NI AMBO SA DIOS
Mahal kong El Shaddai,
Ako ay anak Mo. At alam kong ako ay mahal Mo.
Ngayon po ay kailangan ko ng P200.00. Sana po paggising ko sa umaga ito ay ibigay ninyo.

Nagmamahal,
Ambo

IKALAWANG TEXT NI AMBO
Mahal kong Yahweh,

Maraming salamat po!
Naggising ako ngayong umaga at nakita ko ang halagang P150.00 sa ilalim ng unan ko.
Pero bakit po ganito, Dios ko? Bakit po kulang ng P50.00?
Di ngayon, me utang pa kayo?

Naghihintay,
Ambo

ANG TEXTBACK NG DIOS
Mahal kong Ambo,
Ikaw ay anak ko. At ikaw ay mahal ko.
Humingi ka ng P200.00 at binigyan kita ng P150.00. Ang ibig kong sabihin ay ganito. Mula duon sa P150.00 ay magtrabaho ka upang makita mo ang P50.00.
Ano ang gusto mo? Ibigay ko sa’yo ang lahat ng hindi ka nagtatrabaho?
ANO KA, MASAYA?

Ang nagmamahal pa rin sa’yo,
ANG DIOS NA LUMIKHA SA IYO

P.S.
Wala akong utang sa’yo. Pati nga ang buhay mo, ang may-ari ay ako. Baka gusto mo pati buhay mo singilin ko pa sa’yo?

AKO PA RIN

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

BFR,

Off topic but I thought you might be interested in the news about our courageous Maria Theresa Pangilinan.

I've just read that DoJ chief wants student heckler probed. http://news.inq7.net/breaking/index.php?index=1&story_id=73705

The Inquirer reported that Maria Theresa Pangilian, the student who stood up and called for the ouster of President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo during graduation rites at the Cavite State University will be investigated upon orders of Justice Secretary Raul Gonzalez.

The news report said that insane DOJ chief Gonzalez said a crime was committed Maria Theresa Pangilinan stood up and shouted “Oust Arroyo” and carried a banner to express her opposition to Charter change.

What the friggin inanity is DOJ Chief mouthing here? Has he really gone starking, barking mad? Or is he merely executing some spurious, illegal Gloria policy to stop freedom of expression and legitimate dissent? Is DOJ siRAULo Gonzales hellbent on intimidating future young dissenters?

I say, send this turd of a Gloria mouthpiece to the South and order him to hunt JI terrorists there and probe them instead of intimidating young, upright, courageous people! He's nothing but a useless piece of horse dung!

Bernardo F. Ronquillo said...

Hillblogger, DOJ in-Justice Raul Gonzales thrives on insults. I suspect that that is his measure of success. That is, if no one insults him, he will feel inadequate to the task of catering to the wishes of Gloria. Whenever I see him on TV, I can't help but see Hitler's Goebels.

But let's be consoled that no Filipino in their right minds believe him nor in him. He is a necessary part of a triumvirate that prop up Gloria. Mataas ang lipad nila. Pero ang sabi ng lolo ko "Pag mataas ang lipad, ganuon din kalakas ang LAGAPAK!"

Dave Llorito said...

but protocol-wise, would you treat the visitor that you invited to your party that way? i wont.

Bernardo F. Ronquillo said...

Dave, you are right, you will not do that to someone you invited to your party. But it was not a party that a person can claim as his own. It was a graduation that was for all. Pangilinan did not invite Gloria and was therefore under no obligation to be polite to a President she disagrees with. She was no politician and therefore not a hypocrite.

The President can come and speak, with or without an invitation. With the present situation, it was a risk, and her PNP, should have been forwarned of such a reaction. They were unprepared for a Theresa Pangilinan. They miscalculated, so they should just let go.

kulas said...

Binabawi na nga ng sambayanan ang kapanyarihang kinuha ng walang paalam.

Paano yan nagbibingi bingihan. Wala na raw load ang cell phone ng ginang.